Success!

Against all odds my first print was a success (using ABS even):

First Print

That’s after everything cooled down a bit, you can faintly see the traces on the bed where the pieces were before they popped loose (due to the bed shrinking as it cooled at a different rate than the plastic) and I moved them. It’s decidedly not a perfect print (horizontal banding, some spots where the perimeter pulled apart between layers, some waviness on one corner where I’m guessing the layer started), but considering the ambient temperature in my living room is 18C I’m surprised I got a successful print on my first try.

Interestingly, the quality of this piece is actually good enough for the first couple things I was planning to print so I may do some printing before I dive into further calibration.

As promised, here are pictures of the build process:
Entire Kit
Entire kit laid out on my project table.

Base Frame Assembled
Base frame assembled

Upright Frame Assembled
Upright frame assembled/installed

X Axis Assembled
X-axis assembled

Z Axis Installed
Z-axis installed

X Carriage Installed
X carriage/belt installed

Y Axis installed
Y-axis/bed installed

Electronics Installed
Electronics installed (but not wired)

Extruder Installed
Extruder installed

Wiring Completed
Wiring complete (including endstops)

LCD Installed
LCD installed and working

Extrusion Testing
Testing the extruder

Bonus/reward for scrolling this far, video of my first print:

Infill layers
More infill